Friday, March 18, 2005
23:16
ou mann... hols cummingg to an endd... nurt sure if thadd ishh lykk guddor badd... go skewl can meet frenz budd i've yet to show my parents my report book... [i am soo deadd] budd cant sae thadd this hol sarkkd... it wass kinduff gudd budd freakingg packd... hadd ncc camp first...[supposedlyy] budd i skippd tha first dae andd went to dan's bbq... [great huh? startd off my holz wid a lie] went to see "ghosts"...toufu and dan "saw" sumthingg... budd i juz tinkk thadd its a load off bulch... went home at 2am...[dunn noe if thads a plus or nurt] thn aft thadd went to ncc camp wid bearly enuff slpp... tha ncc camp wus notthngg special... again i was pickd to be ncc...[2 tyms in a row without makingg anyy prior notice to me...[hu tha fuck do theyy tinkk theyy arr?] theyy din even include me in tha discussion of camp details sia...[bunch led by a self righteous ma-fucker] no wonder the camp suckd... then it was quiet fer a day... went out wid my family tha next dae... hadd pizza at compass point beforr headding fer a movie at plaza singapura... i was wid my"wife"[weilingg] and xunfu was wid lynn... poor rap hadd no gal... clarr din accompany him cuz she was down wid pox...chicken pox... sad sia... we watchd robots... it wasent half bad actually...[it was a funny show] budd was hoping to catch the sponge bob movie or lemony snikets :the series of unfortunate events... [kuz tha gurl ish kinduff cute sia]tha next dae was tha ycs march camp...[now thadd was a gudd one sia]haharz... it was a total blast... me andd rap both high together duringg most of tha camp... especially tha praise andd worship part...[woohoo] nearly jump untill die sia... haharz...
made many new frens... therr was thiss guyy named marcus... he ishh lykk damn siao andd zanyy... startd whackkingg all tha guyys in my group in tha butt... horny guyy... den he keep on mouth-to mouth kiss his bro...[sick shit sia] towards the end of tha camp, he andd his bro raped rap...haharz... pulld down his pants and pulld up his underwear... [half wedgie] ouch... thn in the end he gurt it backk... one thingg thadd realli freakd me bout him was duringg tha nyte walk... he ishh lykk damn scard sia... dunchh noe whyy... he keep on holding my lower arm... thn keep on squeezing and squeezing... i felt really grossd out... i guess his faith iszent thadd strong... even though he is an altar boy... i ought ta prayy for him... budd he hass lykk damn freaking gudd memoryy... aft tha camp, i wantd to go fer tha planet shakers concert... budd my dad din allow sia... kept saying it was lykk anti-catholic juz kuz its a christian band... he hass sho little trust in my faith... sad sia... even leon din get him... dun expect him to when his own son doesnt... haiz... hope tha rest of my hols turns out better...
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
23:18
todae startd of pretty well...class was crappy... had two fuckingg test in one dae... back 2 back summor... bitch sia... aft skewl i decided to go plae bball wid leon they all... dan,delong,howard and gary went to go book tha bbq thingyy, leon andd xunfu go to leon's hse while me and rap went to rap's hse... rap has a nice crib sia... complete wid sterio system which ish a definite mus fer a kewl crib... i borrowd rap's converse jersey... my first tym wearingg jerseyy... i dunchh deserve to even touch it given my bball skills... it was a nice color too... thn we went grab sum makan before leavingg for tha game... we playd half court only... i only grabd rebounds... thn pass to dann or gary thn theyy shoot...i only scord one ball... pathetc sia... when we were goingg home, i kinduff insultd leon accidentally... i meant it as a joke bud he took it kinduff personally... juz dunchh ask whadd...thn he gurt really angryy sia... i've nvr seen this side of him b4... i bet only a handfull hav seen it... he startd pointingg middle finger evri time i try to appologize...luckily i was kinduff hyper at thadd tym... if nurt it might hav eruptd into a fight... thn he gurt damn pissd andd all... thn in tha buss evri one was still talking bout it... thn i felt sho bad... near my stop, i saw my fren vanessa... this tall chick wid lykk tha best legs eva... thn we startd msging... tha first thing i did when i reachd home was to call leon andd apologize... he din pickk up sia... thn i met him online and we sortd things out ... felt sho gudd aft thadd... haharz... thn blurblurr came online... budden she onlyy stae awhile thn she offline liaoz... sho sadd... sobz....
07:20
There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, ''It has a long neck.'' One kid answered, "Giraffe!" Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra. Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. ''This animal has stripes.'' "Zebra!" one kid answerd
So she put up another one, that of a deer. The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them ''what does your mother call your father?'' Suddenly one child got up and answered ''HORNY BASTARD!''
haharz....
Friday, February 25, 2005
22:30
heyyz ya'll finally my com ishh well agains... wait... thadd dinn soundd rite... i meant my com is okae againz... haharz... wait... arhh whadd tha haeckkk.... can use thn i happi liao... haharz.... todae... i hadd an out burst wid tou fu... thn i shouttd at himn frm all tha wae across tha volley ball court... in of all tha sec 2 andd sec 1.... you might tinkk its lau kui ferr toufoo...buddenn it actualli is lau kui fer me... kuz it reonn my character flaw... i noe it is damn mature fer thiss blurr guyy to be sayinngg budd yeahhz... LIVE WID IT... haharz... i also dunchh noe whyy i suddenlyy lykk thadd... going a bit siao... any bodyy wann tha provide therapy?
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
22:10
heyyz... benben here... ya'll mus be tinkn... finally he updates... haharz... bo pian larhhz... wells aniwae... i've gurts lawts to sae... first is thad i realli miss nizz alot... she went on a camp... outta s'pore... sobz... no one to pei me at night liaoz... she'll be back to pei me tmrr... haharz... wells... thadd dae mrs manning lend me her art room keyyz... thn i freakn lost it... haiz.. i dunch noe whad it ish wid keyyz andd me sia... im alwaes losing keyyz... thadd probably tha reason i still sunn own my own set of hse keyyz... haharz... well , i juz gurt to noe this gurl called kasey... we doodled in each other'z students organiser... haharz... wus kinda kewll... met her lyttle bro... and kinduff made a fool of myself casn him around ... met sum of his frens too... he's fren wus calld marcus, thn me andd jack call him mcus... itz kinda evill buddn fun at tha same tym... haharz... so no guilty feelns here... haharz... aniwae, too evri one thad reads this, my hp numba change liao... itz 90032286... feel free to call er a chat aft 7 lykk thad... haharz...
10:41
well i gurt a few jokes to share... im nurt going tha juz bomb evrithng though... my jokes may contain vulgarities occasionallyso read at own risk andd laugh ur haed off...
::
mickey and minnie were at tha divorse court...
tha judge leaned ova towards mickey to confirm his statement...
"mickey, you say here thad ur wife mickey is mentally unstable?"
"no ur honor" came tha reply...
"i juz said thad she wus FARKIN GOOFY"
to tha poor sense of humor losers thad dun understand my joke=> ur problem...
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
19:22
heyya!!nizzy here!!
here to help benjy update his blog!
haha..
nice anot the blog??
i know that it kinda looks the same larr..but i made a few changes..
have yet to change the song though!!
then we still wanna put pictures or us on the blog
thats why got one empty space there!
haha..his com is down at the moment..
but not fair ok!!
his father is giving him a new computer and the broadband unlimited for christmas!!
i dun like him anymore..
haha..
kidding larr.
shall end-
loves loads
